OK, so the page isn't
really endless. But I do love me some quotes! I can't help it, when I find little snippets that are inspirational or funny, I love to keep them around, and share them. So here is my little collection, in no particular order. Some of them may make you think, some of them may make you laugh, but all of them are awesome.
Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
First rule of wing walking: Don't let go of what you've got a hold on until you've got a hold on something else.
Dental health is next to mental health!
"I may appear to be just sitting here like a bucket of tapioca, but don't let appearances fool you. I'm approaching old age ... at the speed of light." -Prof. Cosmo Fishhawk
"The person with one watch knows what time it is, the person with two watches is never sure."
Hanlon's Razor:
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
"I have discovered that all human evil comes from this - man's being unable to sit still in a room."
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
On the other hand, you have different fingers...
Everything you know is wrong. But some of it is a useful first approximation.
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
In Tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Burbulation: The obsessive act of opening and closing a refrigerator door in an attempt to catch it before the automatic light comes on.
The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise.
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